My Baby's Vain

(C,*G or D,G 2:56 T100 R018/R001) 
by 2003 Michael Thomas & Windy Briggs (5/1/03)

Verse 1 
(Man)
Why does my baby doll, got to have it all?
Diamonds & Rings, and all those fancy things
Why so much pain, just to be vain?
Wearing panty hose, and painting your toes
(Woman)
Attention is what I want, when I strut & flaunt
If you want to be my guy, you gotta catch my eye
Attention is what pays, in a woman's world today.
Help me live my dream, watch me plot and scheme
Chorus
(Man)
My baby's vain, she likes to play games
(Woman)
You know I'm red hot, you like that a-lot
You'll say "That baby's mine.", when I'm looking fine.
(Man)
So I guess I'm to blame, that's why my baby's vain.
Talk 1: (Just Drums)
(Woman)
Honey, am I really that vain? 
(Man)
Yeh baby, you drive me insane.
Talk 2: (Just Drums)
(Woman)
Honey, am I really that vain?
(Man) Nah baby, you got me trained. 
Verse 2

(Woman)
That night on the ground, when we fooled around
You messed up my hair, and rubbed my face bare
Makeup and lip stick, makes your ticker tick
I dress to impress, expect nothing less
(Man)
Baby I love you plain, like Tarzan loves Jane.
Sometimes less is best, take off that fancy dress
Natural is cool, and baby you rule
Your a little cutie, show your inner beauty
Bridge 
(Man & Woman)
I know it's superficial to be so artificial
But it's so fun to be, full of vanity
Go to Chorus