My Baby's Vain

(C,*G or D,G 2:56 T100 R018/R001) 
by 2003 Michael Thomas & Windy Briggs (5/1/03)

Verse 1 
Why does my baby doll, got to have it all?
Diamonds & Rings, and all those fancy things
Why so much pain, just to be vain?
Wearing panty hose, and painting your toes
Attention is what I want, when I strut & flaunt
If you want to be my guy, you gotta catch my eye
Attention is what pays, in a woman's world today.
Help me live my dream, watch me plot and scheme
My baby's vain, she likes to play games
You know I'm red hot, you like that a-lot
You'll say "That baby's mine.", when I'm looking fine.
So I guess I'm to blame, that's why my baby's vain.
Talk 1: (Just Drums)
Honey, am I really that vain? 
Yeh baby, you drive me insane.
Talk 2: (Just Drums)
Honey, am I really that vain?
(Man) Nah baby, you got me trained. 
Verse 2

That night on the ground, when we fooled around
You messed up my hair, and rubbed my face bare
Makeup and lip stick, makes your ticker tick
I dress to impress, expect nothing less
Baby I love you plain, like Tarzan loves Jane.
Sometimes less is best, take off that fancy dress
Natural is cool, and baby you rule
Your a little cutie, show your inner beauty
(Man & Woman)
I know it's superficial to be so artificial
But it's so fun to be, full of vanity
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