My Baby's Vain

(C,*G or D,G 2:49 T100 R001/R018 Range:?-L?-H?) 
by 2003 Michael Thomas & Windy Briggs (5/1/03, v2 09/18/04)

Verse 1 (Intro: First 2 lines of verse.)
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Why does my baby doll, got to have it all?
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Diamonds & Rings, and all those fancy things
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Why so much pain, just to be vain?
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Wearing panty hose, and painting your toes
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Attention is what I want, when I strut & flaunt
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If you want to be my guy, you gotta catch my eye
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Attention is what pays, in a woman's world today.
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Help me live my dream, watch me plot and scheme


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My baby's vain, she likes to play games
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You know I'm red hot, you like that a-lot
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You'll say "That baby's mine.", when I'm looking fine.
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. So I guess I'm to blame, that's why my baby's vain.
(1st time Talk #1, 2nd time Bridge, 3rd time Talk #2)

Talk 1: (Just Drums)
Honey, am I really that vain? 
Yeh baby, you drive me insane.
Talk 2: (Just Drums)
Honey, am I really that vain?
(Man) Nah baby, you got me trained. 

Verse 2

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That night on the ground, when we fooled around
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You messed up my hair, and rubbed my face bare
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Makeup and lip stick, makes your ticker tick
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I dress to impress, expect nothing less
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Baby I love you plain, like Tarzan loves Jane.
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Sometimes less is best, take off that fancy dress
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Natural is cool, and baby you rule
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Your a little cutie, show your inner beauty

(Man & Woman)
  2m                       3m
I know it's superficial to be so artificial
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But it's so fun to be, full of vanity
Go to Chorus

(Special Thanks to: Charmaine Thomas (wife) and Stephen Thomas (son-15yrs old))